Joke of the Day

A kid was playing with his newly bought play train.

After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train

and shouted, "Station aa gaya hai... Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaye..!"

Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again at the same place.

He shouted, "Station aa gaya hai..! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaye..!"

And so it went for sometime. Every time the train stopped the kid would scream the same sentence.

His Dad, sitting near him, got a little worried about the kid using bad language.

He took the train away from him and scolded the child, "Do not talk like that!"

The kid sat silently for sometime and Dad could not bear to see the sad innocent face.

He returned the train back to him saying, "Now son, do not talk like that again."

The kid started playing. The train took the same turn and stopped and the kid shouted, "Station aa gaya hai..! Jis ULLU KE PATHE ko utarna hai utar jaye..!

Pehley hi ek ULLU KE PATHEY ke wajah se train late ho gaye hai..."

Clean as cold water can get it

A young man went to his grandfather's place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in a thin filmy substance.



He asked his grandfather,"Are you sure you washed it properly?"



"As clean as cold water can get it" was the reply.



So the young man shrugged and started eating.



The next day at breakfast he noticed that the plates were dirty and grimy. It also smelled a bit like dog.



Are you sure you washed it properly?"



"Clean as cold water can get it" was the reply again.



The man, a bit suspicious for his health, looked at his grandfather, than at his plate and started eating.



As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog jumped out in front of him, growled and generally blocked him from going forward.



"Cold water, leave the poor boy alone!" shouted the old man from inside

INDIAN MOTHER

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that
he is going to get married. He says, "Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women
and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them
down on the couch and they chat for a while. Later, he says, "Okay Ma,
guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right."
" That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

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" I don't like her " ....!!!!!!!! !! ;-)

Never Lie to your Wife

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on theback of his head with a huge frying pan.

Man: "What was that for?"

Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written on it?"

Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races?
Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the house.

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she
repeats the frying pan swatting.

Man: "What the hell was that for this time?"

Wife: "Your horse called."