Thursday, June 3, 2010
Joke of the Day
A kid was playing with his newly bought play train.
After every turn was completed the kid stopped the train
and shouted, "Station aa gaya hai... Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaye..!"
Then he let the train go on the round and stopped it again at the same place.
He shouted, "Station aa gaya hai..! Jis ULLU KE PATHEY ko utarna hai utar jaye..!"
And so it went for sometime. Every time the train stopped the kid would scream the same sentence.
His Dad, sitting near him, got a little worried about the kid using bad language.
He took the train away from him and scolded the child, "Do not talk like that!"
The kid sat silently for sometime and Dad could not bear to see the sad innocent face.
He returned the train back to him saying, "Now son, do not talk like that again."
The kid started playing. The train took the same turn and stopped and the kid shouted, "Station aa gaya hai..! Jis ULLU KE PATHE ko utarna hai utar jaye..!
Pehley hi ek ULLU KE PATHEY ke wajah se train late ho gaye hai..."
Monday, May 31, 2010
10 Things We Didn't Know About Dreams final
Who become blind after birth can see images in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.
Within 5 minutes of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic dream (likely opium induced) - he put pen to paper and began to describe his vision in a dream in what has become one of English most famous poems: Kubla Khan. Part way through (54 lines in fact) he was interrupted by a Person from Porlock. Coleridge returned to his poem but could not remember the rest of his dream. The poem was never completed.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea..
Curiously, Robert Louis Stevenson came up with the story of Doctor Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde whilst he was dreaming.
Every human being dreams (except in cases of extreme psychological disorder) but men and women have different dreams and different physical reactions. Men tend to dream more about other men, while women tend to dream equally about men and women. In addition, both men and women experience sexually related physical reactions to their dreams regardless of whether the dream is sexual in nature; males experience erections and females experience increased vaginal blood flow.
Our dreams are frequently full of strangers who play out certain parts - did you know that your mind is not inventing those faces - they are real faces of real people that you have seen during your life but may not know or remember? The evil killer in your latest dream may be the guy who pumped petrol in to your Dad car when you were just a little kid. We have all seen hundreds of thousands of faces through our lives, so we have an endless supply of characters for our brain to utilize during our dreams.
If you dream about some particular subject it is not often that the dream is about that. Dreams speak in a deeply symbolic language. The unconscious mind tries to compare your dream to something else, which is similar. Its like writing a poem and saying that a group of ants were like machines that never stop. But you would never compare something to itself, for example: That beautiful sunset was like a beautiful sunset. So whatever symbol your dream picks on it is most unlikely to be a symbol for itself.







